Dear Finn,

Here are some things that will be important to you later in life and may help keep your mother from wearing a tight white coat one day. I call them:


Life's Little Lessons
#67-69

Do not create macaroni art on yourself at lunchtime


Do not create macaroni art on your sister at lunchtime


And, for the love of pete, do not change your non-potty trained sister's pull-up into panties and rubber pants at naptime and put yourself into a pull-up. It isn't a good idea or funny.