Wise Advice From Josh

Jeremy received the following advice from one of his past college roommates and I thought it was so appropriate it needed a bigger audience than just us. So here goes:


Congratulations! Now that you have a boy, let me tell you how I would
handle it.

1. Figure out his favorite foods, and drop some crimson food coloring in
them
2. Figure out what he doesn't like, and refer to it as 'Auburn' or
'Tennessee'; maybe use some orange food coloring.
3. When teaching him about Jesus and God, sprinkle in pics of Bear
Bryant. I did that on Cassi, and it's worked great.
4. During happy times, randomly say "roll tide" or "Alabama".
5. When he does something wrong, or you have to punish him, say "war
eagle" and "go vols".

This Pavlovian training will go a long way toward getting you the
desired results. He won't even have to consider the decision, because
it will be hard wired into his brain to love Bama and hate the others.


Thank you Josh for the big laugh and the great advice. We have already implemented the training program. In a few months we will let you know how it is working!